Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
because I want to prove a friend she’s wrong with thinking he’s ugly.
the dudes ass is a maths equation and his face IS the golden ratio
How can anyone say that man is anything less than divine???
You know a guy’s hot when he’s got his own math equation
(Sherlock fandom, I’m looking at you with your Cumberweave equation)
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
REMEMBER WHEN IT STRUCK MIDNIGHT
AND IT WAS TIME FOR DEAN TO GO TO HELL
AND SAM IS CRYING
AND DEAN SMILES
AND YOU KNOW HE’S JUST THINKING IT’S GOING TO BE OKAY SAMMY
it has been six seasons and you just ripped that fucking wound open again thank you
remember that time in high school musical 2 when Troy got all jealous because Gabriella started hanging out with Ryan and he thought Ryan was moving in on her
and it was like
yeah if Troy had just taken a look at what was actually going on
he would have seen
who Ryan was actually interested in
THEY ARE WEARING EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES